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10 weeks and 5 days along:) I’m so excited to meet my baby! I’ve dreamt of you my whole life and you will always be a blessing♥️

10 weeks and 5 days along:) I’m so excited to meet my baby! I’ve dreamt of you my whole life and you will always be a blessing♥️

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retr0gressive:

Love! I shall not love, yet I’ll still sing about it-

hope it covers the ocean in slime!

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halo-halo101:

smallville555:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

I just learned more than I should have about myself

Applause goes to all you women. 👏👏


My body is in this process and it still amazes me to see the transformation.

halo-halo101:

smallville555:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

I just learned more than I should have about myself

Applause goes to all you women. 👏👏

My body is in this process and it still amazes me to see the transformation.

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So I found out I’m pregnant today. Plot twist of my life.

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naughtylittlefantasy:

Sitting on a kitchen counter with a guy standing between your legs, making out with you is probably one of the hottest things to me. Ever

naughtylittlefantasy:

Sitting on a kitchen counter with a guy standing between your legs, making out with you is probably one of the hottest things to me. Ever

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meepitperson:

Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.

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whatwuht:

nervouslyconfident:

nappyedges:

queennubian:

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Fine men naked and in suits. Have mercy.

Christ

brb trying to decide which side is more pleasing, but that last guy though unfff

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horchatita:

gracelesscastiels:

today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7

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and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people

this guy man

That would be *actual* Christianity for you.

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